Can anyone recommend a good wired, laptop-style keyboard?

whang2011

I';m looking for a decent wired (USB), laptop-style PC keyboard with no random dealbreaking crap. Seems simple but I absolutely cannot find one locally, so I';m hoping to get a recommendation from you fine folks before buying online.
By "laptop-style" I mean the thin Laptop Keyboard with square keys that don';t have much travel. I';ve also heard these referred to as "island" or "chiclet" keys if that helps.
"Random dealbreaking crap" would include non-standard key layouts, bizarre supposedly-ergonomic angles, bloatware, hot pink backlighting, or branding for the latest dudebro military shooter.
Also, it should go without saying that I expect a keyboard to be able to handle certain simultaneous keypresses -- say, W-A-shift-space. This is my reasoning for asking on an MMO forum.
Budget is between zero and infinity (US dollars).
Any recommendations?